i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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