You really coming over, don't trick.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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