My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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