Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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