it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
It was confusing and full of hummus
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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