now i know why i became what i already was.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
