I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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