What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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