This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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