Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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