hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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