what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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