Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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