He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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