i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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