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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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