Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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