yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
So much rum. So many feels.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
