I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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