She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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