jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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