Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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