yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
