I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
