i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Randomize
