Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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