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(248): View more from Michigan

Christians are straight up FREAKS

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(434): View more from Virginia

KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.

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(251): View more from Alabama

When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?

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(805): View more from California

OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Now back to adults eating hotdogs.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?

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(636): View more from Missouri

My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.

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