I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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