i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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