I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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