Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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