Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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