Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
