Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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