I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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