Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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