i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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