Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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