I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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