If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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