What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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