Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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