Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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