lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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