STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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