I must be too annoying 4 u.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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