Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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