I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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