Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Randomize
