Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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