Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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