my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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