I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Dick very happy bro
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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