Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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